spamaptyx

[mrplow]

http://www.techangel.co.uk/~mrplow/spamaptyx.jpg


:worship: worship the spam :type:

[synaptyx]

Hail to the king baby! ;)

[donkeyhumper]

:worship::great:

[Dazbo666]

Can I at least try to catch up while Synaptyx is offline??

Theres only 2 days between our joining dates, and he's on 300+ while I've only just passed the 70 mark!! :mad:


Edit, again: BTW Synaptyx, apparently I'm not a spammer, cos I usually edit??!! :lol:

» Edited on 20-2-2003 by Dazbo666

[mrplow]

Originally posted by Dazbo666
Edit, again: BTW Synaptyx, apparently I'm not a spammer, cos I usually edit??!! :lol:

» Edited on 20-2-2003 by Dazbo666

:lol:

[synaptyx]

:D :lol: ;)

[Fluffy Bunny]

ignore the quality sir, just LOOK at the width...HmmHmmmHmmm suits YOU Sir

[mrplow]

:hmm:

[synaptyx]

ignore the quality sir, just LOOK at the width...HmmHmmmHmmm suits YOU Sir

wtf?

[donkeyhumper]

pizza anyone?

[Dazbo666]

Originally posted by Fluffy Bunny
ignore the quality sir, just LOOK at the width...HmmHmmmHmmm suits YOU Sir

...suits you sir... OOOH!! :lol::D;)


(for the benefit of synaptyx, it's from The Fast Show??)

[synaptyx]

Ok, I don't watch that much tv. Actually I don't watch TV as a rule, it's crap.

[mrplow]

Originally posted by donkeyhumper
pizza anyone?

k.

[donkeyhumper]

Originally posted by mrplow
Originally posted by donkeyhumper
pizza anyone?

k.

get me some then n00b

[synaptyx]

Dominos, deliver in your area dh. What're they like?

[mrplow]

hella good. we have a loyalty card account.

plus u can get st00dent deals - £7 for a large pizza, £4 for a second one.
:winner:

and yeh we really have a loyalty card..

[donkeyhumper]

I never used them, how could turn my back on the lovely chaps from the takeaway downstairs? tis always fun to see if they'll get the change right and the game of 'who can't speak english?' never gets old!

[synaptyx]

Nice. Theres a chippy across the road from me "The 101" it has been absolutely gash for years, but recently it was bought over by thes young Turkish lad. He's introduced kebabs/pizzas/pakoras/burgers etc at very reasonable prices. The fish 'n' chips have improved no end too. I'm putting on weight at an alarming rate! :D

[donkeyhumper]

the one below used to be run by some old dude, i think he might have been turkish, well at leats foreign :P too who really didn't care, then these nice turkish guys took over and now run the one below us and it's improved no end too. roll on cheap immigrant labour!

I think a good 30cm stretch of my large intestine is actually made out of donor (as in kebab not organ) meat.

[synaptyx]

Doner meat smells the same coming out (either end) as it does before it goes in yer gob. Now that shouldn't be allowed.

[donkeyhumper]

ok well tbh the donor meat I get doesn't smell like shiite (southern iraqis) nor does it smell like poo and so that'd mean that after ya eat a donor kebab ur poopoo smells like donor meat and well tbh i don't mind that much and I don't sniff my poo, that's what i have u and fluffy for. sniff away lads

[synaptyx]

I thought everybody *sampled* their own stench. You're a f*kin' liar you are :lol::D:lol::D:lol:

[harry]

Originally posted by synaptyx
Dominos, deliver in your area dh. What're they like?

we got them to delivered to the uni computer labs for a all nighter a few weeks ago... can you get any more geeky than that?

[synaptyx]

Absolutely not. LOL!

[donkeyhumper]

lol, i never knew that or maybe i just wasn't listening when ya told me. did u have to go out to the road to find them or did they come find u in the middle of campus?

[mrplow]

Originally posted by donkeyhumper
ok well tbh the donor meat I get doesn't smell like shiite (southern iraqis)

that's shi'ite

[synaptyx]

indeed

[Fluffy Bunny]

Originally posted by donkeyhumper
I don't sniff my poo, that's what i have u and fluffy for. sniff away lads

:kiss:

[synaptyx]

there is something disturbing about those two

[donkeyhumper]

I hope you mean the two smilies and not me and fluffsters. I totally normal. yarr me normal.

[mrplow]

mmmmm delicious IM NORMAL!

[synaptyx]

...k.

[Auron]

okay.. this thread has gone from spam to pizzas to donner meat to farts then to normalism!


Stop The Madness!!!! :D




:pet:

» Edited on 23-2-2003 by Auron

[Dazbo666]

BTW, syn, I just checked thru the email notifications that I've had from this forum over the past week..... so that I can clear some of my inbox....

71 new replies....:o and 40 of them were from you!!! :lol:


EDIT: ...and mostly because of you, I've just noticed my status has been promoted to archangel!! Cheers, syn!!!




» Edited on 25-2-2003 by Dazbo666

[synaptyx]

o_O

» Edited on 25/2/2003 by synaptyx

[mrplow]

:rolleyes:

goddam this mouse is w1n ;)

[Auron]

:rolleyes:

[synaptyx]

Originally posted by mrplow
:rolleyes:


Heh


goddam this mouse is w1n ;)

:rolleyes:

[Auron]

:pet:

:rolleyes:

[synaptyx]

:grouphug:

[mrplow]

ok enough of the smiley posts.

[synaptyx]

oops, pushed it too far. Sorry MrPlow.

[mrplow]

aw. how can i stay mad at you.

:lol:

[synaptyx]

You can't, but you give it a damn good go! :)

[mrplow]

:mad:
:hug:
:mad:
:hug:
:mad:
:hug:

dammit.

hm im almost flaunting my own "rules" here. ah-ha, but the original topic of this thread was SPAM! wahey!

[synaptyx]

It was spam indeed! :D

[Dazbo666]

Gotta be some sort of record??
4 pages of messages, syn's message count has gone up by about 60.... and we STILL managed to get back to the original subject??? :o :lol:


BTW, syn, your latest avatar REALLY suits you :lol:


EDIT: ...and I'm still not considering mysyelf as a spamm0r, cos I'm still editing my posts?! hahaha :hmm:

» Edited on 26-2-2003 by Dazbo666

[synaptyx]

Originally posted by Dazbo666
Gotta be some sort of record??
4 pages of messages, syn's message count has gone up by about 60.... and we STILL managed to get back to the original subject??? :o :lol:


Heh heh heh!

BTW, syn, your latest avatar REALLY suits you :lol:

:D ta! ;)

EDIT: ...and I'm still not considering mysyelf as a spamm0r, cos I'm still editing my posts?! hahaha :hmm:

» Edited on 26-2-2003 by Dazbo666

Über-ed1t0r!!! ;)

[synaptyx]

Um... oops, look what I did.

[Dazbo666]

Originally posted by synaptyx
Um... oops, look what I did.


:o Slow down, man - I can't keep up with the replies?!?! :lol::lol:

[synaptyx]

I think I'd better keep a low profile for the next wee while. :worried:

[Dazbo666]

U just gone over 500 posts :o:o:o

....We were talking about 400 only the other day??

[donkeyhumper]

jeeeeeeeeeezus, we need to disable quick reply on syn's login, for the sake of his wife and soon to be family :)

[Auron]

lol good call dh, me living at home and being 18 have no wife etc.. so I must just be a spamm0r? ><

[synaptyx]

Originally posted by donkeyhumper
jeeeeeeeeeezus, we need to disable quick reply on syn's login, for the sake of his wife and soon to be family :)

What!? Cut off my lifeline, you heartless b*d! ;)

[synaptyx]

Originally posted by Auron
lol good call dh, me living at home and being 18 have no wife etc.. so I must just be a spamm0r? ><


Yeh, fer sure. What else do you do? :)

[Dazbo666]

Originally posted by synaptyx
Originally posted by Auron
lol good call dh, me living at home and being 18 have no wife etc.. so I must just be a spamm0r? ><

Yeh, fer sure. What else do you do? :)

:poke: He's 18 years old with no commitments f.f.s., I'm sure you can guess what sorts of things he gets up to?! :lol:

..... GOD I wish I was 18 again!! :great: ;)

[Auron]

:rolleyes: the things most other 18 year olds do? and living in a pub doesnt make it any better :lol:

[Dazbo666]

Originally posted by Auron
:rolleyes: the things most other 18 year olds do? and living in a pub doesnt make it any better :lol:

Awww, man - you're my new best pal!! hahahaha

[Auron]

hahahahaha :lol: classic..

[Dazbo666]

Be able to practice my favourite activity.... :dance: :dance: :dance: *hic* http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/wuerg/vomit-smiley-015.gif

[Fluffy Bunny]

ahh the joys of drunken dancing (holy shit, look at my moves laddieeesss - I am da man on da dance floa), followed by the lone shamble home, bedroom spin & toilet phone call...

[Fluffy Bunny]

p.s. I have had a kebab this evening so I plan to do a practical excercise based on my last post in the next hour ore sooo

[Dazbo666]

Callin' to God on the big white telephone... and wondering where all those strange scratches came from, eh?? :hmm: :lol:

[mrplow]

i had a "chicken nega" (i think) today, i was forced to eat it by my foolish friend (altho im the fool really).

i didnt know what it was, just that he said it was "hot"
basically it goes vindaloo, phaal, nega (probably with plenty in between).

this thing was pretty warm. im ok now, but im dreading morning. the bathroom better be vacant.

[Dazbo666]

Originally posted by mrplow
....im ok now, but im dreading morning. the bathroom better be vacant.

:S Probably hear the explosion and the screams from here?!?! hahahaha

[donkeyhumper]

sounds top notch, u should send me some, i NEEEEEEEEEED curry

[Dazbo666]

Yeah, was just thinking I haven't had a decent curry for quite a while....
Gonna have to organise a beer & curry night sometime soon!! WAHEY :beer:

[synaptyx]

Originally posted by Dazbo666
U just gone over 500 posts :o:o:o

....We were talking about 400 only the other day??

http://www.subsystem.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/1000.jpg

*cough* oops!

» Edited on 14/5/2003 by synaptyx

[benthekiller]

whay! envy u syn, and worhip u :worship:. i cant wait to have 1000 posts, i have more posts here than on my own forums... its a sad sad world...

(i hav bout 150 posts on my forums)

[mrplow]

jesus, 1k.
and all of it useful and informative posting!

amazing. (and another ancient thread bumpage too)

[donkeyhumper]

took me a fair bit longer to earn my 1k badge, wont be long before i'm teh 3rd biggest spamm0r on the site :o - must but spamming hat one*



* all incidents of the word spam, spamming or spamm0r above actually mean useful and informative posting. w0rd

[synaptyx]

Of course they do, spam is very informative and useful as you say. It's also tasty as hell! MMmmmmm.

Ingredients:

Pork shoulder
Ham
Salt
Water
Sugar
Sodium Nitrate.

Unless you have religious issues wtth the pork there's almost nothing bad about spam (except teh sugar and sodium nitrate).

:)

[synaptyx]

Originally posted by mrplow
jesus, 1k.
and all of it useful and informative posting!

amazing. (and another ancient thread bumpage too)


Tada! :D

[benthekiller]

my dog likes spam! except she like nything u give her, she used to knock the bin over and eat the snotty tisues... shes a hoover, we somethmes give her treats b4 we go out asnd she eats them b4 weve got out the door...

[synaptyx]

minging creatures dogs. mine eat tissues, but only if I've had a nosebleed. :blarg:

[benthekiller]

ewwwww, well my dogs a little girl who sleeps all day except for food time and walks (if she wants to), u just cant get her up in the mornings.....

[synaptyx]

:lol: sounds like the kind of dog I need.

» Edited on 16/5/2003 by synaptyx

[benthekiller]

well she has a breathing prob, wen we give her her pills her nose clears and she doesnt stop sniffing the carpet, its funny to watch her go around and around

[synaptyx]

:lol: dogs are nuts.

[donkeyhumper]

messa scared of dogs, they're all after me...... noooooooooes

[benthekiller]

:lol:, the one time i was scared of dogs was when i was about 75% of the way up a block of flats and a dog came up to me and jumped on me, i almost fell off... st00pid dog, my frined has the sweetest dog. he so funny and cute!

» Edited on 22-5-2003 by benthekiller : well dont ask meeeeee!

[donkeyhumper]

my friends dad is a policeman and works with the huge dogs, they would eat my in a second (and do try) if it wasn't for the fact that i know kung-fu*



*ok so maybe i don't know fung-fu, stfu!

[synaptyx]

You are Neo and I claim my £5.

[benthekiller]

wow, i hit the 300 mark, thats about 50 posts today, shows wot u do if u got nowt else to do! ;)

[benthekiller]

holy s***, i swear i never meant for this to happen:

<img src=http://www.tech-devil.co.uk/benthekillersposts.png>

» Edited on 16-5-2003 by benthekiller

[synaptyx]

Right stopit, it isnt a competition you know. ;)

[Fluffy Bunny]

feeling the heat syn? ;)

[synaptyx]

From these n00bs, Ha! I made 1000 first out of them lot, that's all that matters to me :D;):lol::cool:

[Fluffy Bunny]

hope your not including me in your n00bs collective :|

And just to annoy Plow, I feel like expanding the thread...

You do gfx right? cd/dvd covers and the like....now with cdcover central offline for cd covers where's the best bet? AND kind of job could you do with only a gfx from, say, amazon?

[benthekiller]

as this is a thread on spam, y not spam? blah blah blah blah, wow, ive already worn out my spam capabilities ;)...

[donkeyhumper]

ben, please ffs :blarg:

[synaptyx]

Originally posted by Fluffy Bunny
hope your not including me in your n00bs collective :|:poke:You do gfx right? cd/dvd covers and the like....now with cdcover central offline for cd covers where's the best bet? AND kind of job could you do with only a gfx from, say, amazon?I could do a better job than most. I never used any cover sites btw. Wouldn't know CDCovers if it came up and bit my arse. ;) Send us the gfx files and the track listing. And I'll make you a happy man (same goes for just about anything. You trawl the net for the gfx I do the surgery.) :)

spam -at- synaptyx -dot- co -dot- uk

Don't like anything other than plain text going to my main addy. Cheers.

» Edited on 17/5/2003 by synaptyx : 'cos I'm a **** that kant spool

[mrplow]

Originally posted by Fluffy Bunny
...just to annoy Plow
ta mate, real special of you.



Originally posted by donkeyhumper
ben, please ffs :blarg:
ur a moderator, moderate.

[benthekiller]

k ill shut up, i think ill set myself a target tomoz, do not post on techangel for 6 hours, i dont know wot ill do instead...

[Fluffy Bunny]

Originally posted by mrplow
Originally posted by Fluffy Bunny
...just to annoy Plow
ta mate, real special of you.

Hey, no problem..... :p

» Edited on 18-5-2003 by mrplow : retarded use of quote tags

[donkeyhumper]

Originally posted by benthekiller
k ill shut up, i think ill set myself a target tomoz, do not post on techangel for 6 hours, i dont know wot ill do instead...

its not that you post too much, that's fine - just completely pointless posts waste everyones time (unless they're funny :))

[benthekiller]

yeh well ill still set that target thingy tomoz, it will stop me from doing stupid posts...

[benthekiller]

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 400 posts! omfg yay!

AND it was because i posted 100 times in 8 days, well it seems like a month to me, so does 10 mins tbh

» Edited on 22-5-2003 by benthekiller : so that i replied only twice ;)

[mrplow]

congrats.. if i manually set ur post count to 1000 will you stop posting so much carp?

[benthekiller]

ummmm, let me think about that,
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, (6 hours later), ummmmmm, NO ;)

the only reason is cos i got nowt else to do, and i hate readng stuff, so i think ill start he search for my new bed, done, ikea it is ;)

[benthekiller]

carp? i never post carp, i might stop posting crap, but not carp ;)

[Auron]

You like the ;) smiley dont you.. DISABLE IT PLOW!! :D


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/NeoCrash2052/lol2.gif

[benthekiller]

You like thehttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/NeoCrash2052/lol2.gif smiley dont you.. DISABLE IT PLOW!! :D


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/NeoCrash2052/lol2.gif

» Edited on 23-5-2003 by benthekiller

nah its just i use it to show sarcasm, but as im not posting as much (well i am trying) im making use of it ;)


» Edited on 23-5-2003 by mrplow : 2 becommme ooonnne.. < / spice girls >

[Gecko]

Ok, i think Ben is turning into a new 1st cass spammer. I came on this morning and most of the thrreads had replys by Ben. And what the hell is that about?:rolleyes: freeky

[Auron]

Originally posted by benthekiller
You like thehttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/NeoCrash2052/lol2.gif smiley dont you.. DISABLE IT PLOW!! :D


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/NeoCrash2052/lol2.gif

» Edited on 23-5-2003 by benthekiller

nah its just i use it to show sarcasm, but as im not posting as much (well i am trying) im making use of it ;)


» Edited on 23-5-2003 by mrplow : 2 becommme ooonnne.. < / spice girls >

The smilie is from my web-space ;) we'll have no disabling here! ;)

Originally posted by Gecko
Ok, i think Ben is turning into a new 1st cass spammer. I came on this morning and most of the thrreads had replys by Ben. And what the hell is that about?:rolleyes: freeky

This is true.. hes worse than spam-man and spobbin :(

[benthekiller]

i think i might overcome spam-man and spobbin, take over the place as spam-man :D mwahahahahahahahahaha hey wait wot am i laughing for?

» Edited on 29-5-2003 by benthekiller

[benthekiller]

» Edited on 23-5-2003 by mrplow : 2 becommme ooonnne.. < / spice girls >

wtf!?

[mrplow]

Originally posted by benthekiller
i think i might overcome spam-man and spobbin, take over the place as spam-man :D

i think i might ban ur ip bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hey wait wot am i luaghing for, oh yeh banning ben, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:frown:

[benthekiller]

ok i clean it up

ok now?

» Edited on 29-5-2003 by benthekiller

[Auron]

Originally posted by mrplow
Originally posted by benthekiller
i think i might overcome spam-man and spobbin, take over the place as spam-man :D

i think i might ban ur ip bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hey wait wot am i luaghing for, oh yeh banning ben, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:frown:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/NeoCrash2052/lol2.gif