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mrplow
19-09-2003, 20:25
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2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
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How mental is that lol!
Fluffy Bunny
19-09-2003, 21:21
The cocaine offer looks good - anything to beat it on ebuyer? Doesn't state their delivery charges tho
mrplow
19-09-2003, 21:25
Shame it's too late for the free CDs of child pr0n...


btw I have this strange feeling I've suddenly been placed on all sorts of lists on government computers.
bigz
20-09-2003, 05:01
not quite on par with my juicy lips spam mail :p
benthekiller
20-09-2003, 08:50
child pr0n? aa htheres a guy wit a camera outside my room!

tbh i think thats sick, and real dodgy...
Auron
21-09-2003, 00:13
Dodgy o_O
donkeyhumper
26-09-2003, 14:06
do you think that's a joke?

ps plow can you grab me a couple of those tomahawks and i'll pay you back
benthekiller
26-09-2003, 14:20
there was a site i found that was based in the us, sold all sorts of military kit, from tanks to warheads, al the range! woulda bout me some meself but dont have a credit card...
synaptyx
26-09-2003, 14:28
Originally posted by mrplow
Shame it's too late for the free CDs of child pr0n...


btw I have this strange feeling I've suddenly been placed on all sorts of lists on government computers.

You have, but it was for the MacGuyver thing. ;)
Gecko
27-09-2003, 14:42
Originally posted by mrplow
Shame it's too late for the free CDs of child pr0n...


btw I have this strange feeling I've suddenly been placed on all sorts of lists on government computers.

My maths teachers been arested for child porn, he took us all on the duke of edinurughs, now i'm woried.
donkeyhumper
27-09-2003, 15:51
Originally posted by Gecko
My maths teachers been arested for child porn, he took us all on the duke of edinurughs, now i'm woried.

:eek:

uber BAND!1!!@##eleven

is this new? like part of this german child porn ring which was broken or something which happened a while ago?

plow you need to make : + o (: o) make a :eek: smilie not a :o icon cause I had to change mine up there ^^^ embarrasment wasn't quite the smilie i wanted there. sortta implied i was the maths teacher :eek: :p not just shocked
mrplow
27-09-2003, 18:01
Originally posted by donkeyhumper
do you think that's a joke?

:o thats gonna make my order look a bit silly


:rolleyes:
play_boy_2000
27-09-2003, 18:24
Originally posted by Gecko
My maths teachers been arested for child porn, he took us all on the duke of edinurughs, now i'm woried.

what is it with teachers these days? 2 teachers in the city i live in have been charged with "having sexul relations with a minor when in a athoritive position". One happened at the school i went to last year, but the girl the teacher did it with was a slut anyways. The other one was about 5 mins from home but it involved a woman teacher and a guy student :eek:
Gecko
28-09-2003, 09:25
He was arrested last cristmas but we only found out a month ago, realy bad actuallty, becuase we have had no maths teacher for our GCSE's, thats bad
donkeyhumper
28-09-2003, 13:32
what sort of a person was he? were you ever suspicious?
Gecko
28-09-2003, 13:35
Yeh, we were all suspicious, the girls complained that he keep "leaning over" them in class and looking down their tops.
play_boy_2000
28-09-2003, 17:17
seems to be another straying topic :D
mrplow
28-09-2003, 19:10
You suck at the transparency :p

[ http://www.techangel.co.uk/forums/avatar.php?userid=288&dateline=1064348031 ]
play_boy_2000
28-09-2003, 19:20
Originally posted by mrplow
You suck at the transparency :p

[ http://www.techangel.co.uk/forums/avatar.php?userid=288&dateline=1064348031 ]

??? i got that pic off the intermaweb

do you mean a picture (as on film) viewed by light shining through it or by projection or easily detected or seen through ????
donkeyhumper
28-09-2003, 19:52
not really sure what plow is talking about but do you mean that the green should be transparent in play_boy's avatar?

I made one here if you want it play boy:
mrplow
29-09-2003, 01:00
Well, yes. duh.